"Thine holier programmere shoulde withe faithe resiste suche luciferian powers whiche springeth forthe frome thou forbidden language, all withe unquestioning obedience unto thine Moste Holie Churche of Thy Dogmatick Industrie ande Acadamiea whiche defineth thee modderne populous of programmeres.
Bye contrarie, thee exceedinglie greatere thou programming langeuage's siin factore, muche more withe cherishing shoulde thine Heretick programmere pursueth thee analiesis ande practickal usse therre-of !"

-- Thee Utmoste Heretickal and Siinful Programmere